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Tbf cats seldom have a driver's license since they barely get that old
- You don't need a license to drive on private property.
  
  I want to abolish private property
  
  Won't you please think of the cats
  
  Ok, cats can own private property.
  They will claim it anyway.
  
  All our base are belong to them.
- It probably depends on the nation/state but here you only need a license to drive on public roads. The recommended age for a tractor is probably 14+ but I am willing to bet every farmers kid has driven one as soon as they were large enough to reach the pedals. Probably about 10-12, which is not too old for a house cat. Though probably rather old for an outdoor farm cat.
  
  That's the point. The cats that have excess to tractors don't get that old and house cats aren't exposed to them. They will never develop the desire to drive a tractor.
  
  Don't be so sure. We took the children out of the mines, and what do they do, they play minecraft. Children yearn for the mines, and in the same vein, all cats yearn to drive a tractor.
  
  We took the children out of the mines
  Speak for yourself
  
  No, the desire to operate heavy machinery is innate in every cat. It comes from within.
  
  iT's cAt'S naTuRe.
  Sure.
  
  I was 7 when parents first used me to start and stop the tractor driving along rows of fruit trees. Maybe less about reach than having enough weight to actuate the clutch pedal.
- Sue the cat then mister fancy lawyer.
  
  I would never officially assume the age of a cat. That's rude.
- Do you need a driver's license to drive a tractor?
  
  A tractor driver's license at least
- So don't use a public road, problem solved!
- Also due to the fact their first instinct would be to wreck havoc and then flee the scene.
- Except Toonces. But he didn't give a shit about the rules.

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