Do you think Google execs keep a secret un-enshittified version of their search engine and LLM?

The Internet being mostly broken at this point is driving me a little insane, and I can't believe that people who have the power to keep a functioning search engine for themselves wouldn't go ahead and do it.

I wonder about this every time I see people(?) crowing about how amazing AI is. Like, is there some secret useful AI out there that plebs like me don't get to use? Because otherwise, huh?