DOGE staffers flew to California to try and release water themselves during LA fires
DOGE staffers flew to California to try and release water themselves during LA fires
The pair traveled to California after reportedly trying to pressure a top government official to open the water pump
Summary
DOGE staffers Tyler Hassen and Bryton Shang tried pressuring the Bureau of Reclamation to open a California water pump to aid Los Angeles during January’s wildfires, though the system couldn’t reach the city.
When denied, they flew there to do it themselves but failed due to maintenance and access restrictions.
Critics called DOGE a “slapstick operation of 20-somethings they’re seeing as whiz kids but have zero knowledge.”
Trump later ordered dam releases, flooding farmland. Critics called DOGE’s actions reckless and uninformed.
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F*cking idiots.
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Fucking idiots.
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Fucking dumbasses.
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Fucking dipshits.
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Fucking fucks.
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Fuckity fuck-fuck
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Dicking dicks.
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Most of us, raised by Hollywood, imagine critical infrastructure has guards and ID checks. Keys. Guys with machine guns. The last 10 years, it's pretty clear the major controls are just that no one tries. "I'm from DOGE" is going to be the penetration tester's go-to social engineering hack for the next four years. Just walk in, press the Big Red Button, and leave.
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So to protect critical infrastructure, when someone says "I'm from DOGE," the correct reply is "Off you fuck."
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"And I'm from SchruteBuckCoin, we are currently outperforming you in multiple metrics."
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I'm telling mom
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Uncensor your fucking shit for the love of fuck
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Fucking idiots
Fixed it for you
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