Traditional Family Values are back on the Menu
Traditional Family Values are back on the Menu


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Looks like Elon used a random name generator in a MMORPG to name his kids
73 0 ReplyI'm laughing so hard at unnamed, techno, exa and strider.
32 0 ReplyI see Azure. Where's AWS? Oracle? Alibaba?
23 0 ReplyIdk where X is
4 0 ReplyThe one he's been using as a human shield lately is literally named X. Somebody called him Xevlar a couple days ago which is pretty funny.
6 0 Replymusk got lazy and called him X, instead of his full name.
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Strider's gonna have a rough childhood if any kids around him his age ever play Half Life 2.
12 0 ReplyI'm thinking of the silt striders from Morrowind.
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Wait. Wait, wait, wait -- are you saying he actually named two of his kids literally the word "unnamed" (as opposed to the names not being publicly known)? 'Cause that's both fucked-up and disturbingly plausible.
12 0 ReplyI want to believe 😂
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Strider was cool in LOTR but I wouldn't name a kid that. Maybe a giraffe or a stick insect.
4 0 Replynot as bad as technomechanius, and exa dark sidareal
2 0 ReplyLol! Who would believe that this guy is running the US government. Stranger than fiction.
1 0 ReplyBest of all (for him) is that he can run for president in the future and potentially rule for two more terms.
1 0 ReplyI don't think that would be allowed now, as he was born outside the US, though of course these people don't respect the law at all, so he'd probably do it anyway.
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techno
strider sounds more normal than XAE, techno
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That might explain the name dispute between him, Grimes, and Zillis.
3 0 ReplyIt looks like he used a password generator.
1 0 ReplyTechno Mecanicus, seriously, WTF
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