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Just be even lazier and sit down.
You think I'm touching that piss lid in the dark? It's up for a reason.
If it's up, you don't even need to touch it, just sit... Also, clean your toilet. Don't be proud of being a slob.
I have a partner with a vagina and I have dick, so that lid is a schrodinger's cat in the dark
And unlike a cat you apparently have no night vision at all along with your dirty toilet?
I'm color blind and I can't see in the dark, so yes
Fair enough I suppose.
And make sure not to hit the water so no one can hear you. Pee like a ninja
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