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It’s Impossible to Get Rid of a Tesla Cybertruck. I Want to Cut My Losses and Move On, but I Can't Give This Thing Away. I’ve Lost So Much Money Already; Help.

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A Cybertruck owner shares his frustration following multiple failed attempts to sell his truck. After losing more than $20,000 in 2,800 miles, the owner says, “I want to cut my losses and move on, but I can't give this thing away.”

It’s Impossible to Get Rid of a Tesla Cybertruck. I Want to Cut My Losses and Move On, but I Can't Give This Thing Away. I’ve Lost So Much Money Already; Help!

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- from the tardygrade's perspective is it playing a large violin or a normal-sized cello?
  
  Size-wise, relative to him, it's much closer to a violin than a cello, maybe slightly larger. So a viola would be the best fit. I think the picture is of a cello though, just sized strangely.
  Edit: that image is strange. It's really popular, but bad. He's playing the strings from the wrong side of the bridge. How do you get that wrong?
  
  Because of the size difference between humans and tardigrades, it's hard for tardigrades to attend music lessons and otherwise learn about human musical instruments, so give him a chance, he's probably trying his best.
  
  Yeah why this mf spitting at my boy Tardi G.? Fuck outta here
  
  It's impressive enough that a creature without thumbs is able to hold the bow in the first place, and you want to criticise him for how he's holding his cellolin?
  
  He's holding the bow perfectly though, its just weird of him to miss the bridge
  
  I'm ripping this response directly from another conversation on this image, I don't actually know anything about cello.
  He's playing Penderecki!
  
  Closest would be a viola
  
  Nah, that's a cello, a viola just looks like a violin and plays like one, the difference in size is so small you probably won't notice unless they're sitting next to each other... The cello is played like in the picture and has a body that's noticably thicker than a violin or viola even if they were all scaled to the same size
  Edit: you know what, on looking closer, I'm not 100% sure that is actually cello thick, but it's been a long time since I've seen them in person on a regular basis
  
  https://hub.yamaha.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Violin-and-Viola-Sizing-for-Blog.jpg
  Thinks cello's are too big for the one that microscopic buttworm has, which is why I thought of viola, which sits right between viola and violin. Didn't know they weren't played like cellos. Have never really paid attention to Viola's much.
  I've only heard what they sound like and I feel like they're the redheaded step child of the string instruments. Who exactly likes this sound? Bass gives a deep sound for F clef and more somber tones, Celo provides a rich highly dynamic tone that can deliver low tones but also beautiful melodies, and the violin is the violin. With the viola, you're what exactly do you do here? The motherfucking recorder of the violin family.
  Are your hands too big for the violin and you simply hate the beauty of the cello? Do you like shitty tones? Are you perma-drunk? Rhythm instrument in Bass not for you? Well, I've got just the inbred idiot for you.
  
  It has to be a normal-sized cello, a violin would have toe be the other way around.
  
  you can play a violin like that, but it would need to rest on your knee, and I'm just not seeing it

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