Cats are Healers
Cats are Healers
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Cat people have 40% less risk of heart attack.*
Cat people are also overrepresented cohorts of wealthy people and women, two cohorts who have a much lower risk of heart attack than the most at risk cohort of poor men.
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So what you are saying is the more cats I get the richer I will be?
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Yes that's exactly how causation and correlation work, go for it!
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And more feminine
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You don't have to convince me, I was already sold.
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But I'll get cat hair on my programmer socks!
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But I still have lots of cats, right?
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Scientists have discovered that having more cats reduces the risk of heart attacks and increases wealth with no upper limit*
*study sponsored by toxoplasmosis foundation
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Correlation and Causation are just fancy-pantsy words used by experts to lie to us common folk!
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No but cats are correlated with wealth, I’m not implying any sort of causation, unlike the post lol.
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Because they’re famously expensive to keep?
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Gotta sell them all
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Isn't it also that pet owners in general have better health?
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Possibly. It would make sense, people with poor health who tend to also be poorer financially are less likely to have the ability to take care of a pet.
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