An atmospheric river of moisture could produce flooding rain and mudslides as well as heavy snow through the end of the week. - Articles from The Weather Channel | weather.com
The Pacific Northwest is now getting Cyclones (Pacific Hurricanes)
I think I speak for many PNW folks when I say we always thought that was more of a Florida thing.
I'm afraid not. Not even in the "I'm Matt and I work in sales but my dream is to do standup professionally so I started going to dive bars in Chicago but get absolutely shit faced before I go up and decide I can just whiff it to an audience of 3 who are in the same boat and aren't laughing because they are all reading their own notes" kinda way.