Elon Must is offering voters $100 to sign his pro-Trump petition
Elon Must is offering voters $100 to sign his pro-Trump petition
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IninewCrow @lemmy.ca
You can tell capitalists are getting desperate when they start offering
brides... bribes ... to voters during an electionEDIT: beautiful how a simple typo can grab people's attention so much
74 0 Replyastrsk @fedia.io
Is that an unfortunate typo? Or are they also offering brides alongside monetary bribes?
29 1 ReplyEleventhHour @lemmy.world
Trump is about due for a new one.
13 0 Replyxmunk @sh.itjust.works Nah, he found someone as morally bankrupt as him and they're as happy as two peas in a pod.
4 0 ReplyEleventhHour @lemmy.world
His previous wives were no peaches.
4 0 Replynomous @lemmy.world Agree on the first part but they don't seem happy at all.
2 0 Replyxmunk @sh.itjust.works Really? Nothing Donnie has done has caused her to leave or loudly object.
She's an adult - my assumption is that she's absolutely fine with all the shit he's doing. She's had plenty of chances to walk away.
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halcyoncmdr @lemmy.world
No, he found a foreign handler willing to do what was necessary for a pretty sweet life in the US.
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DominusOfMegadeus @sh.itjust.works
Tell me more about the brides. Asking for a friend.
11 0 Replysnooggums @lemmy.world
They are Russian.
8 0 ReplyRagingRobot @lemmy.world That's ok but are they sturdy?
6 0 ReplyDominusOfMegadeus @sh.itjust.works
Go on….
4 0 Replyvaultdweller013 @sh.itjust.works
They have Chlamydia.
4 0 ReplyDominusOfMegadeus @sh.itjust.works
Do I get my choice of toppings?
9 0 Replyvaultdweller013 @sh.itjust.works
Napalm
2 0 ReplyDominusOfMegadeus @sh.itjust.works
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over_clox @lemmy.world Correction:
You can tell capitalists are getting desperate when they start offering brides to voters during an erection
9 2 ReplyIninewCrow @lemmy.ca
*Erection:
You can tell capitalists are getting desperate when they start offering brides to voters during an erection3 0 Replyover_clox @lemmy.world Yes, that's what I said. Thank you.
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