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Horrors We've Unleashed

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Mosquitoes have killed more humans than every disease ever (edit: when you obviously exclude malaria) along with every war ever, combined.
Fuck those little shits. Let them all die, it will literally change nothing on this planet because nothing solely survives off predation on mosquitoes or their larvae.
- But what will happen when the humans lose their natural predators, we might destroy our habita- ah, right. Nevermind
  
  Mosquitos are just trying to save the planet by murdering as many humans as possible
  
  Here's a Venn diagram:
  O Humans getting killed by mosquitos
  O Humans at fault for habitat destruction
  
  Yep. I was trying to be funny but the reality is brutally bad.
- If those creatures that also eat mosquitoes cannot eat them anymore, that means they would have to eat other bugs more frequently, and possibly fucking up all the ecosystem.
  That said, fuck mosquitoes, they can take blood from other places.
  
  All of our best data on the impact says that it really wouldn't matter. Sometimes a species is a linchpin for the ecosystem, and sometimes it isn't.
  Sucks for mosquitoes, but there's a very real chance that we'll smallpox them, and the biggest concern will be our confidence that the virus we use doesn't impact other species unintentionally.
  
  Hopefully we can do the same for bedbugs. Fuck bedbugs. I can smell the little fuckers
  
  Hey, at least pubic lice are going extinct!
  
  I read that as public. I was pretty confused as to what you were talking about
  
  Just imagine what would happen if all lice were privatised.
  
  Oh no! My patriotic merkin startup plans are ruined! I guess 'MericaMerkins was never meant to be...
  
  Don't let Trump hear this idea
  
  Haven't read closely on it, but I've seen plenty of articles about the lack of effect we'd see over killing off mosquitoes. I have a feeling that, along with what you said, it's because they're tiny.
  Consider the dragonfly. They hunt mosquitoes efficiently. But relative to their size, a mosquito is like us eating a candy bar, or even less. Meanwhile, they could snatch about anything else and it would be like a 3-pound steak.
  
  Now that you say that, average us candy bar contains 200..250 kcal a piece. That's about 1/7th of BMR of an average healthy male.
  
  They're largely applying this technique to invasive species of mosquitoes, eg Aedes aegypti, which is a potent vector of disease and native of Africa that has spread worldwide only within the past 200 years
  
  If we were to somehow magically remove mosquitos from existence in an instant, we'd better hope something fills their ecological niche quickly
  
  Nothing eats them exclusively, that I know of. And they're tiny. Any insectivore is getting far more nutrition out of about anything else.
  Maybe I'm wrong, but biologists seem to think eradication is a non-issue.
  
  I think the purpose of the original genetic modification is to make them unable to bite humans (and spread malaria) but to otherwise leave them capable of feeding, thus not wiping them out and upsetting the ecosystem they're part of
  
  That niche being flying bloodsucker? I'm not sure the alternative will be any better
  
  The niche being food for fish that share their ecosystem in larval stages, and birds/bats/frogs that share their ecosystem in their adult stage.
  
  They also eat nectar and are pollinators of various plants.
  There's no way we could simply remove a creature as numerous and widespread as mosquitoes without any consequences.
  
  Found the mosquito.
- I understand what you're saying here, but the set of people killed by "every disease ever" includes the entire set of people killed by mosquito-borne diseases. Mosquitoes can't have killed more people than every disease ever because mosquitoes' kill count is part of every disease ever.
  
  Edit: when excluding malaria.
- Mosquitoes have killed more humans than every disease ever
  How do they kill us outside of spreading disease?
  
  They manipulate the weather using space lasers from their fake hollow moon above our flat earth.
  
  Jew mosquitos or mosquito Jews?
  
  By distracting drivers into causing accidents? Statistically speaking... probably.

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