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Daily Discussion Thread: Mon 17 Jul 2023

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Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🥪🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥫🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙🥠🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋
- Oh, Bacon, each morning you always deliver
  \ A full breakfast buffet, eggs, wine, kippers
  \ A delightful selection of digital treats
  \ Beverages numerous, with greens and meats
  \ Nutritious, delicious, made all the better
  \ When presented by Bacon, my favourite Daily Threader
  💜💜
  May I have a cappuccino and a potat, please 🥰🥰
  
  🥛☕️🥔🍠
- Can I have a whole bunch of your best vegetables to make up for Rusty depleting your protein stores?
  And a fruit salad. Just DO NOT PUT BANANA IN THE FRUIT SALAD.
  
  Do not put banana in anything except the bin!
  
  bananas belong in pyjamas
  
  I don’t hold with those either 😹
  
  🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍉🍇🍓🫐🍈🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥝🥑
  
  Thank you kindly. I now feel Revitalised and Nourished
  
  Idk man, that point where the outer has soaked up alll the juices and is slighty acidic mush, but the inner is still firm and bananary....
  
  I've now thrown up my breakfast and demand a refund
  
  Refund denied, anything coulda caused that vomit
  
  I wish to at least state that your banana description is an insult to my sensibilities and has reactivated some dark, repressed memories and I shall go and dry retch in the corner again oh god no not the banana smeared against the papaya NO
  
  do you have something against smooshy banananas? Smooshy bananas smooshed to smooshiness?
  (please let me know when this stops being funny)
  
  I don't even mind smooshy bananas. They get smooshed in my mouth. I'll even have them in smoothies; But they should not be smooshed against other intact fruit like some skid mark 😤
  (it's okay it's not an actual Genuinely Traumatic Thing)
  
  well, see there's the Good Smoosh and the Bad Smoosh. And a good smoosh is damned good smooshin'.
  Bad smoosh just reminds you of cleaning out the crisper drawer and discovering that leaky bag of lettuce someone forgot.
- A bucket of ennui.
  
  ^😵‍💫
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- Seafood bisque and a coffee!
  Too early for Seafood?
  
  You yada yada-ed over the best part... Oh I mentioned the bisque.
  Too early for a Seinfeld quote? 😅
  
  🦐🦞🦞🦀🦑🐙🥣☕️
- May I have a cup of hostilitea?
  
  🌶️🌶️🫚🔪☕️
- Can I please get a creativitea?
  
  🐝🍯💐🍵
- A good high protein breakfast today I think. I'll have 4 eggs, 2 sausages, 3 rashers of bacon, 1 t-bone steak, a chicken drumstick and a whole baked flounder thanks. Plus one battery for the bot please.
  
  You are going to need some of those charcoal infused undies
  
  burning methane can generate electricity for botbot
  
  I’m trying to come up with something clever about bottom burning botbot battery burps and it isn’t working. Stud?
  
  🍳🍳🍳🍳🌭🌭🥓🥓🥓🥩🍗🐠🔋

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