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Can she remember what she had for breakfast? If so, she's got my vote.
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And this is why I'll never be president.
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Seriously. I NEVER know what she had for breakfast.
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is it a binary thing? because there's a very good chance it's not mcdonald's, which can't be said for the other side
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I’d vote for you if you legalize my medicinal cocaine.
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Don’t forget about my emotional support prostitute.
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I like both at the same time so you can try pushing rope into a bored looking lady for three hundred bucks an hour.
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Naturally. That’s where I have my best ideas.
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Well maybe you could be president if you stopped eating avocado toast and made coffee at home.
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I almost always make coffee at home since I work from home, and I don't like avocado. So maybe I can be president? Though I'm not sure if there's ever been a US president that doesn't like avocado.
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Not in my district
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She could be a human suit full of spiders and she would have my vote.
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Three dwarves in a trenchcoat, even
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Now let's not go too far.
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As someone who has literally almost burnt a house down because of a spider, I second this.
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Bro y u gotta do me like that?
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Yikes.
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Before you say Trump can too, hamburgers don't count as breakfast.
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At least he remembered lol
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