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Hell yeah, bro. Continuing the noble tradition of the Spartans, who were so straight that they banged only dudes until the day they married their wife. When they consummated their marriage (ew) she had to shave her head and be in a dark room so that the husband wasn't creeped out by a femoid partner.

Only way to have straight sex is just straight dude on stright dude action.

i always thought that gay-for-pay was only a fantasy, but i think i witnessed it last night; the bottom was so bored he yawned in the video. lol

Are you this guy? https://youtube.com/watch?v=zcQDlqT_6-k

Petroleum? That tracks.