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themeatbridge @lemmy.world Why do reptilian humanoids always have boobs? Reptiles aren't mammals.
55 1 ReplySanctus @lemmy.world
We've been over this, its an adaptation to aide in the subjugation of human beings. They found the least hated thing on the planet and are leveraging that to control us.
63 0 Replythemeatbridge @lemmy.world Can't argue with that. Thanks for explaining it.
18 0 ReplyEvil_Shrubbery @lemm.ee ... just thinking about how slightly different evolution & natural selection could have resulted in bipedal wolves-->dogs with massive bazzongas.
Or maybe at some point we get zucchinis, that have tits.
Cats would still remain cats bcs they are already perfect.
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Sterile_Technique @lemmy.world
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggressive_mimicry
We are prey.
23 0 ReplySpaceNoodle @lemmy.world How else will hot naga chicks make snilk?
17 0 ReplyTropicalDingdong @lemmy.world idk. I take the same issue with all the hentai bird people stuff too.
Birds don't have tits.
11 1 Replysnooggums @midwest.social
Some birds are tits.
26 0 ReplyTropicalDingdong @lemmy.world Look I'm not saying you can't go airtight on bird hentai, but they shouldn't be spewing milk.
Its all about the suspension of disbelief. How the hell do you expect me to get going with this level of anatomical misrepresentation?
3 5 ReplyDasus @lemmy.world
Woooosh
5 1 ReplyTropicalDingdong @lemmy.world Its not a woosh, its a shitpost dummy.
Jesus, get into character.
2 5 ReplyDasus @lemmy.world
You're ranting about furry hentai to someone who made a joke about there being a bird species which is called "tit".
You wooshed. Hard.
4 2 ReplyTropicalDingdong @lemmy.world Bro you are in the SHITPOSTING subreddit. You self-uno-reversed your own woosh.
Here is a link to what shit posting is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitposting
1 5 Replytfw_no_toiletpaper @lemmy.world You just misread and are now downspiraling. It's okay but can now stop writing about your bird fetish
4 1 ReplyTropicalDingdong @lemmy.world No one misread dipshit. Some idiot is just being a pedant in a shit posting community. Like you idiots don't even know what shit posting is and are trying to correct people.
It's shit posting:
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Sippy Cup @lemmy.world And only one hole
7 0 Replythemeatbridge @lemmy.world How many holes do you need?
5 0 ReplySippy Cup @lemmy.world At least one more
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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆 @yiffit.net
Cloacas mean you can have vaginal and anal at the same time with just 1 dick.
2 0 ReplyTropicalDingdong @lemmy.world Exactly, you can still go airtight.
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Norgur @fedia.io
Every pair of tits reduces the amount of men willing to rise up. It's genetic engineering for sexual warfare.
4 0 ReplyBaphomet_The_Blasphemer @lemmy.world Then how am I always eating chicken tits?
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kryptonianCodeMonkey @lemmy.world Over developed venom glands. Those are literally killer snake tits.
9 0 Replypipe01 @programming.dev Wdym always, how many reptilians with tits have you seen?
8 0 ReplyBlyfh @lemmy.world
Reptiles also aren't humanoid. This is just a form of abstraction that you have to accept. Otherwise their whole existence doesn't make sense
7 0 ReplychildOfMagenta @lemm.ee Because if they didn't have human form they, by definition, wouldn't be humanoids ? :)
7 0 Replysnooggums @midwest.social
And they never have nipples!
I'm guessing they are implants intended to seduce the people least likely to be believed if they complain about our reptilian overlords.
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