8mo ago

A conversation with my wife

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Actually when you are circumcised you can feel that you are going to come, I mean I know for sure because I am. But it's still a lot of fun xD (the meme is still fun)
edit: I'm not understanding why this comment was downvoted. it's just said something that to me is so, is it wrong? maybe I'm being punished for know-it-all? you don't like the idea of being circumcised? i was circumcised when i was 2 years old and because otherwise i couldn't pee
I got a lot of shit for a very trivial comment, but what the fuck... what's wrong with you guys?
- I am pretty sure you can feel when you are about to cum regardless of circumcision status. That's just how dicks Work. Ya know
  
  Same reason you can feel when you need to pee. It's not the dick itself that actually controls the fluids.
  
  So the Pee Fairy is a lie?
  
  Well it is the pee fairy that decides when enough pee is stored inside your balls and when to release it.
  
  Can confirm lol
  
  Or more precisely, how prostates work.
  
  really? thanks for telling me, if it wasn't for you i would have never found out. thanks man, thanks for existing
- Fun fact, you can feel it when you're uncut too. At least, my spouse has never not been able to warn me over 14 years together, so, that doesn't seem like a good reason to mutilate kids' dicks.
  
  well sure it's as you say. i'm just saying that. then as for me i was circumcised for medical reasons (i was pissing myself from all over) so i don't really understand the point of your sentence honestly
  
  Have you ever tried just pulling it back a little bit before you pee?
  Thats what I do when its cold outside and I want to pee, but not on me.
  
  Nope, I always pee on myself. It's like a kink now.
- Is this satire?
  
  probably just an 8/o on the internet.
  
  but why should I be an 8 year old excuses? what nonsense
  
  That, or cope.
  
  But why is it supposed to be satire sorry?
  
  You actually don't seem to know (which surprised me), so I will tell you. I'm from Brazil, almost nobody here is circumcised. I can say for sure, everybody, circumcised or not, can feel they're about to cum, that has nothing to do with having or not foreskin.
  There are people who report that being circumcised makes you a bit less sensitive so you last longer. I cannot confirm or deny that, although it makes sense. But feeling your about to cum is not an ability you unlock for being circumcised.
  You said in the edit that you don't understand why you got so much push back. You got it because your comment is very confident in an absolutely wrong fact, that shows a very strong lack of understanding of other people
  
  You actually don't seem to know (which surprised me), so I will tell you. I'm from Brazil, almost nobody here is circumcised. I can say for sure, everybody, circumcised or not, can feel they're about to cum, that has nothing to do with having or not foreskin.
  There are people who report that being circumcised makes you a bit less sensitive so you last longer. I cannot confirm or deny that, although it makes sense. But feeling your about to cum is not an ability you unlock for being circumcised.
  But I already knew this. What are we kidding
  You got it because your comment is very confident in an absolutely wrong fact, that shows a very strong lack of understanding of other people.
  There must have been a big misunderstanding. I certainly wasn't bragging about being circumcised, but come on.
  
  But I already knew this
  I certainly wasn't bragging about being circumcised
  Actually when you are circumcised you can feel that you are going to come, I mean I know for sure because I am. But it's still a lot of fun xD
  If you already knew, you weren't bragging, and it was not satire, then what did it supposed to mean?
  
  I honestly thought that whoever made the meme was trying to allude to the fact that those who are circumcised cannot feel when they are about to come, which is why I said it.
  Edit: The phrase "it's sill a lot of fun" refers to the meme itself, not the act of fucking. I think that's what made me think that I bragged about lasting a long time in bed.
- It's actually the other way around, the orgasm-sensor is actually located in the foreskin
  that's where it gets the name, foresight-giving skin
  
  okay I said it because it was supposed in the meme but it's all the same
- how come you didn't warn me last time?
  
  I'm not getting it :'-D
- edit: i was being an ass so i delete it
  
  I didn't read what you wrote so thank you for not being an asshole (?) however others have been much more than you so relax, and I also miss the point of this whole thing. What bullshit lol
  
  Just added a downvote because there were already 145 (wtf?) and I wanted to be part of it! Highest number I've seen here so far, congrats!
  I wonder how many others just thought it's fun to jump on the downvote train. Nothing personal and there are worse things to worry about than a random count on a random website
  
  This really made me laugh. Yes, I know. You make my day, thank you!

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