Florida Is on Its Way to Banning — and Criminalizing — Alternative Meat
Florida Is on Its Way to Banning — and Criminalizing — Alternative Meat
Florida legislators have been quietly working to ban and criminalize the production and sale of cell-cultivated meat across the state, via the introduction of two bills.

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Varyk @sh.itjust.works Medicine is too woke for Florida. So is meat, so are books.
Anyone have any predictions?
I feel like seat belts are going to be too woke soon for Florida.
Driving licenses altogether might be too woke.
Salads? Too woke for Florida
31 2 ReplyFuglyDuck @lemmy.world
I feel like they should probably get rid of the seatbelt law… let the problem sort itself out,
15 0 ReplyAurenkin @sh.itjust.works The problem with this is that ambulances are a constrained resource.
5 0 ReplyFuglyDuck @lemmy.world
Not to be too much of a dick about it... but if that's the best reason.... by all means we absolutely should.
(in reality the seat belt law has saved innumerable lives. same with warning labels. There's a lot of dangers that are not immediately obvious.)
3 0 ReplyAurenkin @sh.itjust.works I agree with you, I think seatbelt laws are a positive thing. I'm just pushing back on the idea that not wearing a seatbelt only impacts the individual because it's not true. People can and do suffer and die due to constraints on emergency resources like ambulances and ICU beds.
3 0 ReplyFuglyDuck @lemmy.world
That’s true, but there’s a solution there that’s better for everyone- pay firemen/ems a livable wage, and maybe a bit more so they can pay off the school bills etc.
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Varyk @sh.itjust.works Yea, the covid deniers really helped the rational side of the population by weeding themselves out in similar circumstances
3 1 Replykvartsdan @lemmynsfw.com They wouldn't do that. They'd ban them, cuz only libtards are cowardly and gay enough to use them. Or something. I hate this timeline.
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Paddzr @lemmy.world Open internet is too dangerous for our kids.
3 0 ReplyVaryk @sh.itjust.works What if they learn too much?
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ansiz @lemmy.world Florida will be full of those sovereign citizen license plates, if it's not already.
2 0 Replymycathas9lives @mastodon.social @Varyk @zarkanian Florida is too woke for Florida. It's all gonna come crashing down soon like a house of cards in the wind.
2 1 ReplyVaryk @sh.itjust.works This reminds me that Miami has pumps running 24 hours a day to keep it from flooding.
So pumps will become woke soon and then Miami will be underwater.
6 0 ReplyEl Barto @lemmy.world Today I learned.
They should do what the Dutch did. But I wonder if that's also too woke..?
2 0 ReplyVaryk @sh.itjust.works Oh what did the dutch do?
Even before you tell me, I can confirm that anything the Dutch does is too woke for Florida.
3 0 ReplyBurn_The_Right @lemmy.world It was something that involved books and science, so yes, it is not something Florida would ever consider. Conservatives despise books and science.
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