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Issac Newton would like to have a word.
He's dead
You dont wana mess with zombie newton.
…serious about the third law of motion
No, it's about how hot his husband was.
Actually he's more partial to chocolate chip cookies
I thought he preferred cookies with a fig jelly filling
Who says chocolate chip cookies can't have a fig jelly filling
Newton, the dead guy who’s in charge of physics and which cookies get figs in them, he decides
Your post infuriated him so much he came back to life to yell at you for this monstrosity
That must be why my magnet car is not moving.
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