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  • P O T A T O L O V E

    Nightshade just like the to-mate,
    \ Oh, po-tay-to, po-tah-to, po-tate!
    \ Colours red gold, blue, purple majesty
    \ La Ratte, Jewel Yam, please, French Fingerling
    \ I want them scalloped and baked,
    \ Friiiiiiied, driiiiied, and potato-caked!

    OH POTATO!!
    \ WHO MADE YOU
    \ SO DELICIOUS!?
    \ OH POTATO!
    \ YOU'RE THE FIRE
    \ FROM PROMETHEUS

    Boiled and bubbled in a big pot
    \ Stirred till the 'tates are steaming hot
    \ Smash 'em, mash 'em, butter and milk
    \ Whipped up smooth, starchy-white silk
    \ Cleaned up and chopped, wedges or chips
    \ Salty and sauce-y upon my hungry lips

    OH POTATO!!
    \ WHO MADE YOU
    \ SO DELICIOUS!?
    \ OH POTATO!!
    \ YOU'RE THE FIRE
    \ FROM PROMETHEUS!

    thank you, ReadEverything; your comment about licking the potato-masher inspired me

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