What is the biggest animal you think you can take on with your bare hands?
What is the biggest animal you think you can take on with your bare hands?
How about an adolescent kangaroo?
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Delphia @lemmy.world Blue whale.
You never said I had to win.
42 2 ReplyCaptainBlagbird @lemmy.world
They also never said in which environment:
Stranded blue whale.
20 1 ReplyDelphia @lemmy.world In the ocean. I punch it once, it swims away. "Yeah removed, you better run!"
17 1 ReplyCarbonIceDragon @pawb.social
With all the blubber, would a whale even notice a punch, especially if the force was lessened due to water drag?
8 0 Replymeco03211 @lemmy.world Notice it? Likely. Interpret it as a threat? Unlikely. Swat you like an annoying insect? Probably.
8 0 Replyoo1 @kbin.social if it was a Right Whale then by all accounts, it'd take it as a come on.
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schmidtster @lemmy.world Doesn’t “think you can take on” imply winning though? If not at least surviving with most limbs attached.
10 0 ReplyBleeping Lobster @lemmy.world Sit in its blowhole until it suffocates?
Obviously I am not advocating for these beautiful majestic giant beasts to be killed but if it was a life or death thing... I'd be getting in that blowhole like a big old human tampon.
5 0 ReplyCarbonatedPastaSauce @lemmy.world They can hold their breath for 30-90 minutes and can dive to 1000 feet. Good luck.
7 0 Replyccunning @lemmy.world Their error was sitting in the blowhole. The trick is you have to go in head first so you can steal the oxygen from the whales lungs.
6 0 ReplyBleeping Lobster @lemmy.world I'm so fucked. But I'll wedge myself in deep, if I'm going down I'm taking it with me!
(reality would be it'd surface and blow me out like a floppy ragdoll)
4 0 ReplyCarbonatedPastaSauce @lemmy.world Later the whale is telling his buddy about the worst booger he had to get rid of.
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schmidtster @lemmy.world They have 2 20inch holes, so make sure to bring a buddy!
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Rhynoplaz @lemmy.world Get him on land and just keep punching for a few hours and you might just win!
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