Priorities of a good man
Priorities of a good man
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"Dad, I don't know how to say this, but...I'm gay"
"We know. Now, would you like some tacos?"
"What?"
"Sigh, I guess I'm eating all the tacos."
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"I told you, I'm gay."
"And I'm hungry. If you don't act now, I'm going to eat them all."
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“Oh, does that mean you can’t eat tacos?”
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“Son, you know that’s just a metaphorical nickname, right?”
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Oh I read that totally different.
"Hey dad here's a party box of tacos also I'm gay as fuck"
"Word, these supreme though?"
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That's not a euphemism - I really am going to eat these actual tacos. You in or what?
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"I'm watching my weight"
"This is how we knew"
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