When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason
When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason
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Years ago, my now deceased grandfather and uncle were flying together. My grandfather had a full ass pair of scissors in his fanny pack, because he was a practical man and having scissors on your person at all times is useful.
My uncle scanned the row of x-ray machines, and picked the line with the TSA agent that was inspecting booties closer than the x-ray screen.
My grandpa successfully made the trip with his scissors.
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That reminds me of when the Los Angeles Clippers (an NBA team, originally from San Diego, named after the famous clipper ships) had a mascot named "Scissors". Very popular mascot up until they started using him to promote exercise programs for children, including the now-infamous "Run With Scissors".
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Using Augusten Burroughs for their marketing was their first mistake.
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You can bring scissors on a plane.
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Grooming scissors, sure. Full size scissors? Not a chance.
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Yes, full size scissors. Their website says up to 4 inches.
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[insert Crocodile Dundee quote about a knife]
I definitely have scissors larger than 4"
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