king sized rule
king sized rule
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A lot of married couples end up sleeping in different beds eventually, but I think king sized beds are a solution for that. You can share a bed and snuggle, but also can scoot away and have your own space if you're having trouble sleeping. Best of both worlds.
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I don't understand the appeal of separate beds at all. Wife grabs me like I'm trying to escape and locks on tight. Jetpacking I believe the kids call it?
She grabs on then gets real hot, I tell her shes cooking me and then she says I'm the one making us sweaty.
Then she rolls off, I come up behind her and start the hotdog and bun show. Lift a cheek, insert hot dog. Sometimes she swats me off, sometimes she pushes back and there is a lazy butt-facing shag. Those are great.
Then there are the side snugs, or she will sleep on my chest for a while.
No idea why people sleep separately. Snugs are awesome.
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I prefer to share a bed but have a guest bedroom. It means sometimes we have friends or family visit and sometimes when I snore I don't get kicked every time I fall asleep
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Unless you're my wife, and you roll to the exact centre of the mattress and splay yourself out to steal as much area as possible
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Me and our dog are exiled to a tiny sliver of bed. Thankfully we have separate blankets so im not totally fucked
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I'm glad that your dog has a separate blanket.
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Separate blankets are a must! My wife somehow rotates the blanket exactly 90° every night. I want no part in that.
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"Our dog and I"
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Easy way to remember:
me and our dog are exiled...
meand our dogare exiled...
me is exiled...One sees the issue. The correct form, however:
Our dog and I are exiled...
Our dog andI are exiled...
I am exiled...Remains logical.
Hope this helps! Grammer can be fun...
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