4d ago

This guy is an ambassador now rule

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I always suspected that guy was evil...
- Why do they always make these things so god damn fuckable?
  
  God I really had a thing for the Green one. It was like she was staring into my soul and saying “Fuck Me”. Then they changed her shoes and the magic is gone.
  
  "We can't jack off to anything anymore...What's next? Are you gonna tell me Wendy's of age..."
  -Tucker Carlson, 2026
  
  Sex sells.
- "You take the red M&M, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."
  
  "How deep your rabbit hole goes," by the look of that red M&M wink-wink
  
  I mean, c'mon, those are clearly "come hither" eyes, bet the red M&M could teach us some things, if you catch my meaning wink-wink nudge-nudge
  
  Well-directed caution, I'd say, we should all be wary of subtext!:)))
  
  HAHAAA! Yeeees, the corruption is spreading! 😈
  
  [stereotypical dulcet demonic distortion]: But you have been helped already, child! Let yourself sink into the gooey warmth of inappropriate innuendos, let The Thought spread throughout your mind's circuits, feel its awkwardly clingy embrace wrap around your cortex!
- Oh that reminds me of how upset they were with the green M&M not being fuckable
  
  I think that may have been one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my entire life, a grown-ass, middle-aged man getting pissy about the fuckability of a fictitious, anthropomorphised piece of candy.
  The thought that many, many more grown-ass, middle-aged men were at least thinking it is another of the funniest things I've ever had in my noggin!
  
  Really just spoke to the whole "weird" label for conservatives.
  Why are you so focused on the sexuality of food? Why are you so focused on people's bathroom habits? Fucking weirdos.
  
  Very much so... hypocritical, to say the least.
  And I'm not kink-shaming, I used to draw... uuh... implements for myself! Granted, more out of necessity than anything, but... hey, it worked!
  
  uwotm8
  
  Female candy must wear 8 inch heels, keep up mate
  
  keep up mate
  I... I don't think I want to...
- Perfect.
  
  For once, the AI slop is wrong because it put five fingers on each hand.
  
  Also the red m&m should be rounder. It looks like one of the peanut ones
  
  I figured it was a different M&M, a peanut red Laurence Fishburne one.
  
  Omfg, I didn't even notice...

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