Classic Bob.
Classic Bob.
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the church of subgenius worships Bob, but there is no evidence he ever existed as a man or otherwise (except the fact that he has worshippers)
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"Bob" exists, he's just dead! He was assassinated on stage by a lone gunman named D. Woodman Atwell (later identified by the Hinkey Commission) in iirc 1989 (or was it 1986?).
But he started our dear church in 1953, while working on a television set of his own design he was shocked and given a vision of JHVH-1, the evil alien from some corporate sin galaxy who pretended to be all the gods of the past in order to TAKE OUR SLACK! He made a deal with the X-ists to sell them the planet, but also to Rupture up all dues paying SubGenii before the fires and damnation start on July 5th 1998 (which hasn't happened yet because the calendar you know is a lie) so you can enjoy it from the safety of the PleasureSaucers.
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poes law strikes again
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Poe was a pussy.
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If Slack gets replaced with something less laggy, I'm in favour.
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Slack is not a program/service, they stole the name in a pathetic attempt to entice SubGenii. When that failed, they set their sites on besmirching the good name of our most basic need by associating it with them. It's a tool of The Conspiracy, nothing more.
What is Slack? Well, if you have to ask, you'll probably never know. Put most simply, Slack is something for nothing.
Ironically, Slackware is SubGenius. It was created by a SubGenius in iirc '93, "Bob's" face is seen in the belly of a Tux on the Slackware official site.
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Bob is also the only religious figure who guarantees to save your soul or triple your money back on proof of damnation.
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Goddamn right, Praise "Bob"!
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