Trump Chickens Out on Tariff Threat After Call With Europe
Trump Chickens Out on Tariff Threat After Call With Europe
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Trump Chickens Out on Tariff Threat After Call With Europe
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I'd love to play poker against him.
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“Hit me.” “Sir, this is poker.” “Sorry, king me.” “That’s checkers.” “Go fish?”
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"Close enough."
"BINGO!"
"The Game is over sir."
"Did I win?"
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Nah, he's the type to have a hand of 5 aces. Maybe a four of a kind flush.
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But you're not allowed to look at his cards.
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He does a press conference with stacks of unopened decks of cards on a table.
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Which are actually matchboxes that have "CaRds" written in sharpie on them.
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That's actually "cRads"
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He won. That's all you need to know.
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"No, sir, jokers don't rank above aces."
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By the time you win the game, the prize money will have been looted so the chips are worthless and the tires will have been stolen off your car.
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