7 for me
7 for me
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Nat 20
DM: Your clothes evaporate instantly along with all of the dead cells on the surface of your body. You are the most naked any human has been in the history of the universe.
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I attempt to seduce the nearest goat
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Nat 11
DM: "It's 1 AM. Your phone dings and displays a notification from your dating app. You have a new message."
Goat [via message]: "Hey babe, saw your profile. You down for some Taco Bell, Netflix and we just see what happens?"
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Granted. Everybody within visual range is rock hard.
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Cue my ...entry... music
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[$10,000 worth of pyrotechnics go off]
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WAIT!!! That was not what I …
Damn!
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