Every... time...
Every... time...
Every... time...
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And, even after all that, when you go to put the sheet on the bed you still find a sock.
and inside that sock is a wadded paper towel, rock hard and flaking
Sorry mom, that paper towel was rock hard and flaking before the wash too.
I think your foot might be pregnant
You can search thoroughly in the fitted sheet shoved over your head to look closely and you'll still miss the damp sock somehow.