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8个月前

Elon Musk makes stunning claim after Tesla profits plummet: 'If the ship of America goes down, Tesla will go with it'

www.thecooldown.com Elon Musk makes stunning claim after Tesla profits plummet: 'If the ship of America goes down, Tesla will go with it'

Tesla's CEO Elon Musk is responding to the electric vehicle manufacturer's disappointing Q1 financial results with some surprising rhetoric.

Elon Musk makes stunning claim after Tesla profits plummet: 'If the ship of America goes down, Tesla will go with it'

Someone toss his ass in prison already!

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I'm sick of Elon's removed ass face.
- Exactly! I'm ardently waiting for someone to dirt nap this clown, so I never have to think about him again.
  
  He's scared to take a shit without an armed guard. Aparently, conveying this information counts as inciting violence on reddit. I just publically imagined having to stand there and listen to that flabby windbag take a shit and declared he couldn't pay me enough. He thinks everyone else is as greedy as he is, and in his shitty vampire circle, he's pretty much right. You couldn't pay me enough to kiss that ass. My self respect is not up for sale
  
  I would genuinely rather live under an overpass than have such a horrible job as having to work directly for that monster.
  Also, it makes sense he would have such a fear of the bathroom; rats, snakes, specialized robots, and tentacles (in Futurama) can all make their way up into a toilet through the sewer system.
  Edit: I just realized elon's ketamine addled brain might genuinely worry that the sewer mutants from Futurama might pull him down there.

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