corrupt scotus justices: we're strict constitutionalists. if it says it in the constitution, it's the law. if it doesn't say it in the constitution, it's not the law
the constitution: ...well-organized militia...
corrupt scotus justices: no not like that
the constitution: ...equal protection under the law...
corrupt scotus justices: no not like that
the constitution: ...against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause...
corrupt scotus justices: no not like that
the constitution: slavery is legal
corrupt scotus justices: that's more what we were thinking....