3d ago

Dodge Ram in the Netherlands

original post: https://feddit.org/post/10733288

Source: stux@mstdn.social

"This is why we don't need #US #cars in #Europe"

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I don't even drive a big vehicle, but I know that I would be mortified if I drove somewhere only to realize that my vehicle is like 2x the size of every other vehicle around me, and I cannot fit into any parking spot.
How do these people live with themselves? I would get out of the truck, take a look at how far I'm blocking the road, and then just drive away and never come back.
- They live without shame, thinking the rest of the world should accomidate for their monstrosities.
- Here's an answer to your question in joke form.
  How does a ~~deva~~ diva change a lightbulb?
  She holds the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around her.
  
  Did you mean diva?
  Thank you though, I have a new wiki page to learn about myself. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deva_(Hinduism)
  
  You're a supernatural being?
  
  Diva is also a supernatural being. Meaning goddess originally. Derived from the same word as divine. I remembered some enemy or something from an RPG being called a Diva so I looked it up.
  
  I believe to be part of a long cycle of rebirths. I doubted it until I found a book in a little free library. Sri Ramakrishna's teachings.
  In it I have found that it is not silly to believe my ideas of unity. To believe the name I was given. That he too believed it and didn't have the name. That i as a person exist based on the ideas pushed through millenia. These ideas inspired and created the world, in turn molding me.
  Now that I am here, I have suffered. The coincidences of life have aligned. It worries me what this could mean. People have been waiting for the arrival and I know not where to begin.
  So every day I just reflect until the time is right. Sowing seeds. Waiting.
  My name is my job, to heal. My surname means to supplant. I always wondered why was I born on the 2nd day of this millenia. I am the second in many things.
  I fear knowing my catalyst.
  
  Fixed. I forgot which spelling I meant.
- Some people love any kind of attention they can get. You can’t be ignored with such a car. People will talk to you about it. You can’t be ignored feel stronger and bigger inside it than anyone else on the road.
  
  smul pp?

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