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I desperately need your distraction

What're you into, what're you looking forward to, what're you happy about?

Please

I am feeling terribly self-harmy in advance of my birthday next week

I got to the point of making a pros and cons chart

give me something to be vicariously happy about or something to look forward to, please

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  • I just got my first laser hair removal yesterday. It didn't really hurt at all tbh except a bit around the lip.

    Excited. In half a year, I should be presenting way differently.

    It's gonna be really interesting when my friends see because I used to be famous for my impressive beard. Wanna see how long I can go hairless while saying something like, "oh yeah, I just got really good at shaving"

    • Wanna see how long I can go hairless while saying something like, "oh yeah, I just got really good at shaving"

      !! 😂 I LOVE THIS!!

      These are my favorite pranks!!!! Totally harmless and deeply silly. ❤️ Thank you!!

      My very tall husband gets comments about his height a lot, from strangers sure, but most often from friends and relatives he's known decades – seriously, my fucking family brings it up almost every time they lay eyes on him and so do many of our friends – and it makes him feel like a freak. We decided to take the power back by lying to them about his height.

      Wow, Husbandname, you're TALL! How tall are you now?

      (like he's still growing 🙄)

      "He's only 6'2"! You must be shorter than you think," and the more they press for his actual height, the lower the number gets. 😂 He is not the pranking type, and the confusion this creates is hilarious.

      Do you have any other silly pranks going?

      • Hah, I guess I don't consider them pranks, but I like to do video calls with my friends I'm not officially out to while wearing full make up just to see if anyone says anything

        They never do. Although, they've seen me in dresses and shit lol

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