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Jesus was a capitalist, stop rewriting history.
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read Acts, dumb lib who has never read the bible before.
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Read Leviticus 20:13
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Behold, the wages of the laborers who mowed your fields, which you have kept back by fraud, cry out, and the cries of those who reaped have entered into the ears of the Lord of Armies.
How is your crusade against wage fraud going?
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Hey look a Christian whose memorized verses aren’t just about hating gay people (and John 3:16, of course)
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Beautiful verse.
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Read deez nutz 420:69
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My favorite verse. Shame the catholics censored it.
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I’ve been working overtime to hide how dank you are.
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- Years.
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Your age?
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His proposed new age of consent
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:ancap-good:
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Leviticus 20:13
first that isn't Jesus, 2nd there's plenty of gay capitalists, and they are libs like you
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Yes it is. And I do not give a fuck what a gay person believes, if they are sinning that goes beyond all else.
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Wait, lol, do you seriously think Leviticus is quoting Jesus. I beg you to clarify. And post your hog
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It is the indirect word of God and Jesus.
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Kid, I established the new covenant with my blood to invalidate all of the old testament laws.
But now we are released from the law, having died to that which held us captive, so that we serve in the new way of the Spirit and not in the old way of the written code.Romans 7:6 ESV
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:rat-salute:
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Give ‘em heaven.
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I've found more indirect words from God my friend
:PIGPOOPBALLS:
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:angel-biblical-shh:
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Original.
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Sorry I save my best material for people who don't have traumatic brain injuries. Pearls before swine and all that. Hey, there's a reference you should get
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What zero trinitarianism does to a motherfucker
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I fucked both your mom and dad last night
:flag-bi-pride: :gigachad:
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Hell yeah I'm a cigarette and proud 😎😎😎
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Capitalism is sin though - how's that cognitive dissonance going lib?
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Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.-
Hey now, I’ve spent centuries of hard work getting humans to ignore those planks.
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I don’t blame you for it, Lucifer, you’re just doing the job you were created to perform.
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Haven’t heard that name in a while, but you’re not wrong.
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"And I sayeth unto you he that shall not post hog shall not enter the kingdom of heaven"
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god says nothing bad about posting your own hog
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Capitalism was invented over a thousand years after Jesus died you dumb fucking lib
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Capitalism is a mindset.
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Capitalism is an economic system you baby brained lib
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:michael-laugh:
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Yeah it's my sigma capitalist grindset 😎😎😎
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You’re right, it is.
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If Jesus were alive today, you would call Him an immigrant terrorist commie
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Nope, but you would call Him a radical qanon racist anti-vaxxer.
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If Jesus were alive you’d call the cops cause a brown man show up in front of you.
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He was Israeli.
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The correct term is Palestinian
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LOL.
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Jesus being israeli is a pretty funny joke tho
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Israelis, famously none of which are brown :thonk:
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Jesus is beyond human understanding, do not rewrite history and try to alter his skin (which is racist in it of itself).
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Jesus was white twink who could bottom like a champ
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Most of this is correct except the white part. Also I was / am a power vers.
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Is it rewriting history if I continue to write slash fiction about Jesus getting buttfucked by the elephant trunk of Ganesh? Or is that just in bad taste
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fiction
:side-eye-1: :side-eye-2:
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I think repenting is impossible for you at this point, but who knows.
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we will all repent if you just prove to us that you don't have a small dick
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You are the christian parrot who will be denied salvation. Have fun suffering for eternity protestant scum.
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Did your mom ever repent for shitting you out of her fetid crotch? I sure hope so
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Repent of not posting hog. It's not too late
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No you idiot Jesus was a human being that was the whole point. He absolutely had a skin color
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A Pure human being.
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Hence, not white
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Sorry sweaty the only pure human being is my waifu Riley Reid
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You’re very close to getting it here, friend.
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Oh I see we have a Protestant on our hands.
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You’re right, it is racist to alter my skin color to white.
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No, I was Palestinian.
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Jesus would freely post his hog and we would celebrate him
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Blessed are the hog posters
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:inshallah:
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Nah he was a pussy who got fucking owned by the Pharisees
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Fucking demon. You're gonna regret that statement one day when you suffer.
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You claim to love God, yet you havent said a single prayer to Allah yet. Curious.
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Allah isn't real.
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Allah is literally the same god you believe in :michael-laugh:
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No?
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It's arabic for god. Spanish speaking christians use dios, Arabic-speaking christians use allah.
Arabic jews and muslims use allah too because it's the same god.
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So just to confirm, you are an atheist?
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Of course he is! Every lib I've ever met is a non believer.
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Damn liberal atheists ruining MERICA
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Your big wet boy disagrees mashallah
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Out of context.
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Bet you'll call this out of context too liberal
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Mashallah comrade Trump will lead the vanguard :07:
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Is this one "out of context" too? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRTDgsiaTqp
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:jordan-eboy-peterson: "ur taking him out of conteeeeext"
The only relevant context is There is no god but Allah (glorified and exalted), and Muhammad (peace be upon him) is the Messenger of Allah
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Fucking demon. You’re gonna regret that statement one day when you suffer.
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If they are a demon wouldn't they enjoy hell?
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No no no, demons are native to the abyss. Devils are in the Hells. :angel-biblical-shh:
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Ah. So their chief complaints would be about how orderly hell is?
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Well since the Blood War is going on, they'd be pretty busy getting murdered on a constant basis.
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Allahtof people want you to post your hog
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Allah is my father.
Don't you believe that I am in the Father, and that the Father is in me? The words I say to you are not just my own. Rather, it is Allah, living in me, who is doing his work.I tell you the truth, anyone who has faith in me will do what I have been doing. He will do even greater things than these, because I am going to the Father. -
He unfortunately is, I can assure you.
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You'll suffer from the knowledge that you were too cowardly to post your hog
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Hell yeah I'm a demon 😎😎😎
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Welcome
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Yeah, bought wooden toilet from their small business. Great guy, never met him.
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Father, forgive nationalist; for they know not what they do
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God forgives, but I rejoice.
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Jesus kicked over the tables of the money lenders at the temple right? Sounds pretty capitalist the me!
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I absolutely am not.
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You picked the perfect time to bust out this account ty comrade jesus
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I am always here among all of you, but felt compelled to speak to this stray lamb who had wandered in.
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"And all that believed were together, and had all things common; And sold their possessions and goods, and parted them to all men, as every man had need." - :jesus-cleanse:
"From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs." - :marx:
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Jesus hates you
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Oh yes he was, welcome to the church :anarchist-occult:
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Proud of you son, you’re a chip off the old block.
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Remember when Jesus spent an entire day making a whip to beat bankers with
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