Why I Probably Hate your Favorite Video Game's "Awesome Story" (an incomplete list)

Your favorite game's "awesome story" merely goes through the motions when portraying conflict

The protagonist mulls over destroying the food supply of an entire town to gain some strategic advantage. The team pipes in: "Are we really doing this?", Alice asks; "I guess there is no other way," Bob sighs, and that's that. Once the deed is done the town mayor's elite guard chases the team and shouts: "You will pay for this!". The chase sequence is over. Total casualties: twenty people, and seventy thousand more in a month or so. The incident is brought up exactly once later in the game, where Alice notes that "we maybe overdid it blowing up that food supply". The game is full of this kind of stuff, and is hailed as "exciting" and "eventful".

Your favorite game's "awesome story" is carried by an episodic plot

This is a flaw so old and so pervasive that Aristotle complained about it: just one thing after the other. Oh no, we've got to hit the road! Oh no, the chariot broke. Need to get spare parts. Oh no, the nearby village is full of killer robots... Oh no, the killer robot repellent stocks are in the next village over... Oh no, the people of the next village over are starving and hostile... Oh no, all the emergency food rations have been claimed by bandits, and the bandit leader refuses to negotiate on account of the roadblock to the southeast, etc, etc, etc...

Now of course this is less of a problem if the audience is at least forced to concede "wow, that was some experience dealing with the chariot breakage", "wow, that was some experience getting the spare parts", "wow, that was some experience dealing with the killer robots". But in practice stories are often built this way in a futile effort to achieve a magic gestalt effect where a sequence of forgettable episodes is somehow more than the sum of its parts.

Your favorite game's "awesome story" is one of those pieces of 'environmental storytelling'

Imagine a person who claims that in terms of pure gameplay mechanics, walking simulators are generally superior to soulslikes. They explain that it's exactly the fact that walking simulators do not involve strategic decision making, hair-trigger reaction times, or skill with controller input, that makes them typically such a master class in mechanical design. Because you see, these things are all crutches, and the superior philosophy is for the game mechanics to engage with the player without relying on these crutches, as the typical walking simulator does.

This is what it sounds like to me when someone extols the virtues of the "amazing story" in a game where none of the characters have friends, families, conversations, goals, fears, or first names. At that point you're way past "less is more", you're practicing narrative homeopathy. I'll grant maybe the game is a compelling piece of art, and that's something different.

Your favorite game's "awesome story" robs the player of a basic sense of agency

It is generally not awesome for the player character to join a cult, agree to assassinate their boss's boss, cheat on their life partner, pick a side in a major power struggle, voluntarily inject themselves with an experimental nano-fluid, etc, without the player's consent.

Your favorite game's "awesome story" is a 5-hour affair fit into 50 hours

Half a book page's worth of plot. 4 sidequests, 10 errands, 80 points of interest, 3 broken bridges, 2 days of real time. Half a book page's worth of plot. Repeat.

Your favorite game's "awesome story" falls apart the moment you try to put yourself in any character's shoes and consider their supposed motives and means

There isn't a dull moment: backup plans are revealed, friendships are made and ruined, alliances are brokered and broken, bold gambits are attempted and thwarted. But wait, didn't Alice swear to destroy her father's company? So why did she agree to call in a favor with that elite mercenary unit last mission, when we decided to run a crucial errand that helped stabilize the same company? And where were these mercenaries back in mission 1 the moment things went south and we were surrounded by 30 armed bad guys? Also, isn't this the third time already that Eve's changed her allegiance? At this point the Nutella conspiracy that she is orchestrating goes, what, four levels deep, and she has been able to act perfectly and maintain the deception for each level so far until revealing the next?... "We will bypass the front security using this special security-bypasser that I have assembled for this mission", says Qarxas the alien; this useful contraption has never been brought up before, and will never be brought up again. See also: mind control, parallel universes, get-out-of-death-free cards and time travel. Of this, H. G. Wells famously said: "If anything is possible, nothing is interesting".

Your favorite game's "awesome story" at its core has, let's be tactful and say a pathological fixation on things as opposed to people

The story's central conflict is fundamentally and entirely about the nuke and the facility and the energy field and the virus and the organization and the protocol etc etc. The people are set pieces; at best they get to momentarily be people while caught up in all the above, at worst not even that.

For some reason sequels are extra eager to walk into this trap, thinking the energy field and the virus are what made the original so compelling, so this time let's have the story revolve around 3 energy fields and 8 viruses. Actually what made the original so compelling was the distraught scientist who worked herself half to death on a vaccine and got all the players to root for her because hey this is just like that time they pulled 3 all nighters in a row on that project. Unfortunately the sequel kills her two minutes into the intro, so as to establish that virus #6 is not fucking around and everyone is in really serious danger this time.

Your favorite game's "awesome story" is just a bunch of jerks speaking in riddles over and over

Come, friend; it's time that all questions be finally answered, and all mice go back to their holes, and the mighty be brought low. Or were we ever friends at all? Are you going to surrender to these doubts or push through, like a mother pushes through when she gives the gift of life? Can we break free of the past? Can we forge a future? Have you stopped to consider whether we should? What price are you willing to pay to make that happen? Can you tell the difference between good and evil? Truth and fabrication? Competent prose and whatever the hell this is?

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This post was way to broad and generalized to foster an actual discussion. Many assumptions are also made about interactive storytelling which bely OPs attitude towards an entire form of narrative media.
- Agreed. I can get on board with the opinion that video game stories are generally sub par (when looked at from only the story perspective) and that it would be nice for a game to truly approach story telling on a level comparable to a decent novel, but the lack of any specifics makes the post come off as whiney and pretentious.
  
  it would be nice for a game to truly approach story telling on a level comparable to a decent novel
  Possibly a hot take, but I don't think that's really possible. Whenever the reader has the option to interact with the story, concessions have to be made to the narrative structure, and someone's always going to take issue with those concessions, in one way or another.
  Frankly, I feel the medium of games is great for telling stories, but sucks for telling novel-like stories. By necessity, the closer a game gets to having a novel-like story, the less direct interaction the player gets to have with it. On the near end of the scale, you have sandbox games like Minecraft, with no story at all and an infinite number of ways the player can interact with and change the world. On the far end, you get things like the TellTale games, where your interaction with the story is strictly limited to a couple of button presses every few minutes, and the illusion that you have some say in how the story ends up is broken fairly quickly (all the jokes about "X will remember that" when they clearly won't).
  I personally hate the TellTale-style games, precisely because I feel like I'm just watching a movie that has occasional mandatory attention checks at random spots. But they're pretty popular, and their great, closer to novel-like, stories are a big reason for that popularity.
  The more events are scripted, and the more linear the gameplay, the tighter (and, therefore, more like a novel) the narrative structure can be. As events get more random and the world gets more open, the more the style of storytelling has to deviate from the novel format. The Witcher 3 is more like a collection of short stories with a central theme than it is a novel, and Elder Scrolls Online is more like a cineplex with 12 totally different movies playing all the time, and you're allowed to bounce from theater to theater just whenever. I don't think those differences are signs of bad writing, or whatever; I just think they're necessary concessions the storytelling medium of each game has to make for their genre.
  While the art of writing for video games is still maturing in a lot of ways, I don't think we're ever going to get a story that's on the level of a decent novel, just because the needs of the medium are entirely different. They can't, and shouldn't, be judged by that comparison; it's bad enough when movies are judged against their novel counterparts (outside of extreme examples, like World War Z).
  
  I appreciate your thoughts here, but I wonder if you've ever played Disco Elysium? To me, that game comes closest to approximating the storytelling prowess of a novel while also retaining player agency in significant ways. I pitch the game to people as "a point and click mystery game crossed with an existential novel."
  
  Well, but see, that's the thing, though. Your interaction with the world is limited to the use of a mouse on defined screen elements, in a particular order. Sure, you can complete the specific goals of the investigation in any order, but you can't go to confront the suspect or go to the island early, and when you get to the suspect, things have to be done in a very specific order. You can't effectively skip anything; you're not going to stumble onto the body on the boardwalk sidequest until day 3, and once you get to the end and leave the apartment, you can never go back. There are several points of no return, preventing you from going back and getting more money or completing any previous side quests. There are only a couple of choices that have any effect on the ultimate outcome of the story (like whether or not you stayed sober) other than determining which of the, what, 15 different Game Over screens you can get. For example, if you try to insist on arresting the Hardie boys too early, bam, story ends. If you decide not to pay for a room and sleep outside, bam, story ends.
  You're not going to start the game and go on a cross-country run to see if you can climb that mountain over there, Skyrim style, and do a bunch of quests completely out of order, get all your favorite gear from a shrine you're not even supposed to find until level 30 at level 2, then go back to Riverwood and do step 1 of the main quest after 50 hours. It's a funnel that starts out with the illusion of being very broad until it narrows you into one of a couple of specific paths to one of a very small number of possible endings.
  Which is the point. It's a great story. It tells the story well. In order to do that, the game constrains your ability to interact with the world and the narrative.

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