There should be as many video games where players kill imaginary dogs as there are games where players kill imaginary people.

Stay with me.

I love RED DEAD REDEMPTION. I have beaten both 1 & 2.

I’m not some kind of pacifist. I just get tired of shooting at imaginary people.

So… I thought one day I would get some practice with the sniper rifle killing stray dogs.

Holy shit!

The game threw a fit!

Full on murderous possie immediately.

But here’s what’s worse: the game HID ALL THE DOGS.

So… it just made shooting the dogs more special. Btw— I did this more in 1 than 2.

And I can’t find dogs in GTAV.

Mostly I won’t shoot imaginary people anymore. Just dogs. It’s a thrill.