[ButAJape] Conspiracies
[ButAJape] Conspiracies


[ButAJape] Conspiracies
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Trees are obviously made up by Canadians to disguise where maple syrup Really comes from.
It is secreted by the maple glands of the Canadians themselves
Via an extremely slow lactation process
Mmmm, maple syrup tiddies...
Come have a suck
Visa and Mastercard would like to know your location
Soylent Syrup!
It’s made of… moose!
Canadians have real food standards.