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When you have to wear a helmet just to hang out the washing due to an aggressive "butcherbird", you know you're in Australia
Photoshop this gilded fountain
Durian mistaken for gas leak in English town. Well, that stinks
You're not refusing to commit to a single long-term partner. You're just monkey barring
96% of people admit driving aggressively in recent AAA survey, suggesting that the 4% left over are the jerkbags driving ten under the limit in the fast lane with the left blinker on like goddamn...
You pull any of your crazy shiat with us, you flash a wooden stick out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the farking trigger on that wooden stick 'til it...
Oh, you've been considering Veganism to up your insufferability creds? That's cool, that's cool. I was humble bragging about being a Vegan years ago, but then it got so mainstream. I'm into wild...
"Europe has a Russian drone problem. Here are ways it could be solved." Huh, ctrl-F for 'nuke Putin' didn't find anything, odd
"There are only so many ways that we know things, and history is one of those fundamental ways."--Dr. Bret Devereaux. Something something doomed something repeat. This is your weekly Fark...
Christians say God is delaying the Rapture because of the delay in releasing the Epstein files. Sure let's go with that
Oh yeah? Well then how the hell is Chuck Tingle not on the list?
Electric car driver cited for loud exhaust
Today is Bluebird of Happiness Day, so watch out for the joyful songbird or its cousin, the Chicken of Despair
You don't have low dating standards. You're just Shrekking
"Sexual Matador" and "Stephen Miller" have now appeared in the same headline
Want to build a skyscraper but there's a 700 year old church in the way? Simple, just build around, and under, it
Caption this visit to the museum
Wedding venue: We are so sorry your fiancé suddenly died. By the way, we are keeping your $18,382.50 deposit
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Peter Schilling, The B-52's, and Simple Minds. No, not those songs. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on...
If you're looking for a kids' summer camp in a flood zone where the scavenger hunt consists of finding the remains of 27 dead former campers, have I got a deal for you
